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Online: Thursday

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Paarl, Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star Sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English; Russian
Religion:
Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Sales and Marketing
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
40 - 54
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
154cm (5' 0.6") - 167cm (5' 5.7")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish; Swedish
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am short, dark and handsome......

Ga, I wish! If that was true then Charlie Chaplin was also short, dark and handsome! He did father a child at 80 years of age, so we know what HE was- a dirty, randy old man!
ME? I'm just ...., .....never mind!

Past girlfriends say at least I don't look like Quasimodo, maybe a little like Al Pacino; but they are all crazy, that's why I don't see them any more!

I have a landmine personality- black and unseen, until someone steps on me! On the cusp of Sagittarius & Capricorn, probably with the worst traits of both- damn!!

Okay, seriously now, I am just a very laid back and informal person.
I am a modern domesticated man- don't mind helping with the household chores like dishes & cooking & shopping, etc.

I am not the proverbial "committed bachelor"- if the right lady comes along I'll happily get married. In love, romance and relationships I can get very intense!! Be warned!

(And obviously my primary photo isn't exactly a recent one...!!)

And ladies please- "well travelled" is not a character trait, it's just bragging.

3-year-old boy examines his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asks, "Are these my brains?"
"No son, not yet," she replies.....

About His Ideal Match

Definitely INTELLIGENT! Beslis intelligent! Sophisticated, well groomed, attractive, with inner beauty and a warm, loving disposition. Hopefully you have a strong(ish) personality and maybe you remain a little mysterious..., but not unavailable.....
No emotional baggage from past relationships please. Kids are fine, I like them- only problem is they grow up too quickly!


You must enjoy being touched & cuddled- I was injected with DNA from a male octopus in heat when I was younger....

You should enjoy sport, either watching or participating, maybe cycling? No weirdos or airheads. 'n Pragtige Christen vrou sal 'n bonus wees...

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhoea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay.

Hopefully I won't end up with a wife like Barry's:

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that
the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled
over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the
shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry,
I'm not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Medium; Straight
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Quiet; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Self-control; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Gold
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; French; Greek; Italian; Seafood; South African
Music Preferences:
Classical; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Rock
Books:
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Romance
Interests:
Business news; Healthy living; Investing; Reading
Sports:
Athletics; Camping; Cricket; Cycling; Hiking; Mountain biking; Rugby; Shooting; Squash
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I love it
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Religious Attendance:
Once a month
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Politics:
Moderate
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Optimistic