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61 – Sandton (Westcliff), Gauteng, South Africa

If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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Modified: 02 November 2016

Online: 2 weeks ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
Germany
Location:
Sandton (Westcliff), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
61
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
175cm (5' 8.9")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; German
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Wealthy

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
30 - 39
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
163cm (5' 4.2") - 178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

''Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats!''

Busy Times For The One-Minute Manager....
"Have a seat, Bob, this 'll only take a minute."
"What's it about, Boss?"
"It's about your work on the Crocker presentation, Bob. Great work, very creative!"
"Thanks, Boss."
"My pleasure, Bob. Always happy to praise, but we didn't win the account, so you're fired.
"Sally...? Would you show Bob out and send Elizabeth in?"

The milk......
Detective Cornelius Phlakkes looked at his partner. They were standing in front of a bathtub full of milk. Milk that held a dead woman's body.
"How many is this Tony?"
"Six." Answered Detective Katt. "Six in the last two weeks."
"Whaddya think?"
Detective Katt exhausted a weary sigh and replied, "Gotta be a cereal killer."

About His Ideal Match

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT****As soon as I saw her entering the hotel bar, I knew she was special. Our eyes met and there was a lightening bolt of chemistry that only ever happens once in a lifetime. We sat at the table by the window and I felt so proud. Her face was foxy, her figure was an hour glass shown off to perfection by her demure black cocktail dress. We talked about my love of painting and her PhD in Fine Art. We held hands across the table and I was almost afraid to ask. When she stepped inside my hotel room, we held each other and kissed as if we could make all our troubles go away and prevent the world from ending. I whispered breathlessly into her ear "I think I'm falling in love with you. I want you so much" Her voice was husky, low, soft and gentle, and I knew she was mine when she whispered sexily into my ear: "That will be five hundred Rand ..."

"It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play violin." That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion Sense:
Natural (I only wear natural fabrics)
Hair Style:
Out of control
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Optimistic; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Date Activities:
Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Blues; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Reggae
Books:
Business; Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Self-help
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Interests:
Business news; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Investing; Reading
Sports:
Badminton; Cycling; Golf; Hiking; Mountain biking; Running; Sailing; Skiing; Soccer; Swimming
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Politics:
Moderate
Honesty:
Very