In His Own Words
About Him
About Him
I'm a social anthropologist researching the topic: "what women want". I am looking for willing guinea pigs to help me find the answer. All in the name of science of course. Any volunteers?
To participate in this study, email nude pics to [removed] ... I view all submissions with sober, scientific, detached objectivity.
:-P
˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ɟɟnʇs buıʇıɹʍ ǝʞıן sןןıʞs ssǝןǝsn ʎuɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı
About His Ideal Match
About His Ideal Match
Preferably she should be really hot and be a nudist. She must like to cook dinner in the nude. She should have MASSIVE boobs and must have a name that ends in "i"... like Candi or Bambi.
*wink*
ok ok I'm not really a perv...
In reality I'm looking for a girl with class. She should have a playful nature and a sense of humour. Someone who is not all about the superficial things in life... Not just another brick in the wall...
She should be able to tell that not everything in my profile is serious and that in some parts I'm just playing around... and it's importent that she nows how to spel!
If you're reading this and have gotten this far, then you win a PRIZE :P
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Johannesburg ((In a cave)), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
45 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
185cm (6' 0.8") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Filipino / Tagalog; Korean; Norwegian; Russian; Swahili; Turkish; Urdu; Other | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Other | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 33 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
160cm (5' 3.0") - 185cm (6' 0.8") | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Green; Grey | ||
Has a Photo: |
Slightly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Muslim; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox; Sikh | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Medium; Long; Straight; Curly; Wild; Well-behaved; Out of control; It has its moods; Disappearing; It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Art: |
Pierced ears |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
A barfly |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Silly |
Fashion Sense: |
Trendy (I wear whatever's new and now) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Red |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Folk; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; South African; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Disorganised |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa: |
Hopeful; Curious; Embarrassed; Optimistic; Excited; Jaded |
Honesty: |
Quite |

