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JeddieTheMachete

25 – Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

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JeddieTheMachete

25 – Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

The Universe's essence of sugar coated palatableness with a tinge of pure genius 👌🏼

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In His Own Words

About Him

I like to think of myself as a true gentleman, romantic by nature 🌹. I am exceedingly kind hearted, compassionate and empathetic. I have a soft spot for children and domestic animals. Vivid conspiracy theorist and intellectual who is indifferent to societal norms, abstract and esoteric. Wordsmith and mechanical engineering student. Shy but full of sarcasm and blissful humour once I'm comfortable around you. An avid reader, hip hop head and follower of science, philosophy, Thelema, astrology & humanitarianism. I love food, I love women & I love loving and being loved ❤️. Poetic, naughty and easy on the eye 😉. Calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality ✨

About His Ideal Match

I want someone who is either a freak or a "good girl" - meaning we could either have a "no strings attached" relationship or a serious romantic relationship, nothing inbetween and definitely no entanglements. Someone who's open minded and willing to have new experiences. She has to be determined, preferably smart and has to enjoy atleast one of the following: poetry, hip hop, philosophy, science, astrology, conspiracy theories, mysteries. She has to be someone who takes care of her health and well-being. She must be able to properly articulate herself in the English language and has to be a student or someone who's already employed. A deal breaker would be a lady who smokes or drinks excessively and/or is disrespectful/has a bad attitude. I'm a sucker for dirty minded ladies, but that's optional 👌🏼

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
25
Star Sign:
Aries
Height:
Ask me later
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Coloured
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Zulu
Religion:
Agnostic
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student
Occupation:
Student
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Madadeni; Newcastle; Utrecht (KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 208cm (6' 9.9")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Other; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Changes Often; Other
Eye Colour:
Black; Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Grey; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Black/African; Coloured; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean
Home Language:
Zulu
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; English; Swati; Xhosa
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Partnered; It's Complicated
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No; Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Kosher; Halaal
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Executive / Management; Finance; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental; Government; Sales and Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Other; Agriculture; Political
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium; Curly; Wild
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite Clothing:
A leather biker's jacket
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Romance; Science / Technology; Self-help
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Reality shows; Talk shows
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Horror; Mystery; Romance
Interests:
Cooking; Healthy living; Making Music; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
A regular competitor
Sports:
Athletics; Body building; Rugby
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Fast food; Fine Dining; Seafood; South African; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at Work:
I'm a student
Pastimes of choice:
Exercising
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Socially
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
House in the suburbs
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Finally writing that novel
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely