In His Own Words
About Him
Get to know me for an unique experience. Never before will you have met such a grumpy, obnoxious, arrogant, ugly, self-absorbed person. And that's not all, I'm stupid as well.
But at least I'm honest with a fine sense of humour.
Just a normal well adjusted man seeking a companion, and I do have a weird sense of humour. I manage to see the funny side to most situations. So many ladies here looking for a mature gentleman. I don't think they exist, we will always be children at heart. You will do well to find a man that can act mature when the occasion requires it :-)
About His Ideal Match
Looking for someone to grow old with. I am not looking for 'perfect'. I don't think it exists and if it does I wouldn't want to get involved as I would develop an inferiority complex. :-) I'm quite flexible, think it's the mellowing that comes with the wisdom of the aged. So most of the choices on my profile may be negotiated. I do not believe that everything should be as I would like it, a partnership is give and take - by both parties.
Honesty and a sense of humour a must. The Three Stooges are not funny, Steven Wright is.
For those that asked - a few Steven Wright quotes:
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
Did I mention honesty? I'm honest to the point of rudeness, expect the same from you. Tell it like it is, not what you think I would like to hear.
Just looking for a friend? That's great as well. That's the reason why my age range is set the way it is, let's just be realistic about it.
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Port Elizabeth (Walmer), Eastern Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
61 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
194cm (6' 4.4") | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Ask me later | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; English | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
40 - 55 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Medium; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outspoken; Quiet; Realistic; Shy; Silly; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Celibacy; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery |
Interests: |
Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Healthy living; Investing; Photography; Reading; Shopping; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Athletics; Backgammon; Birdwatching; Camping; Cricket; Cycling; Field Hockey; Golf; Hiking; Horse Riding; Motorsport; Pool; Rugby; Running; Skiing; Snooker; Soccer; Squash; Swimming; Table Tennis; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Seafood; South African; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Disorganised |
Time at Work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Bird(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Tattoo(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
Extremely |