In Her Own Words
About Her
You know those memes you can't forward because they are too cringeworthy? You can send them to me. Gallows humor and stupid puns are my thing. I love b-grade horrors and zombie movies, crafting, and avoiding the dishes and laundry. I am basically a teenage boy trapped in the body of a fortysomething teacher. Take me to Geekfest and I'll like you a lot. Dress up in cosplay and I will love you. I want to go dancing and maybe do a murder mystery dinner before I die of old age...
About Her Ideal Match
Pretend it's the fifties, when men were men and women were grateful. I believe for the most part that the genders are equal but their roles are different. I want to be treated like a lady even when I burp louder than you. I appreciate a guy who comes with his own toolbox and knows his way around a car engine, but also cooks and reads real books, not just "Men's Health" and Playboy (for the articles, of course...
Don't tell me you aren't into porn and then make me find out the hard way by searching your browser history. Just be honest.
What Her Friends Say
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
Namibia | |
Location: |
Roodepoort (Horizon View), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star Sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
180cm (5' 10.9") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Changes Often | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Trying to Quit | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Teacher / Professor | |
Income: |
Solvent |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in New Zealand | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
36 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
175cm (5' 8.9") - 205cm (6' 8.7") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Dutch; English; German | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Protestant; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Artistic / Musical / Writer; Finance; Food Services; Legal; Medical / Dental; Self-employed; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Other; Agriculture | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Long; Straight; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Disabilities: |
I have a visual impairment; I have a mental condition |
Body Art: |
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
A cruiser |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Naive; Outgoing; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Forgiveness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Favourite Colour: |
Black |
Date Activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Classical; Folk; Heavy Metal; Opera; Rock |
Reading: |
There's nothing better |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Self-help |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Acting; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Cooking; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Writing poetry |
Sport Involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Archery; Bowling; Bowls; Chess; Curling; Cycling; Extreme sports; Fencing; Gymnastics; Hiking; Horse Riding; Orienteering; Pool; Rock climbing; Scuba diving; Shooting; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Swimming; Walking; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Not any more |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream Home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Retirement Plans: |
Backpacking around the globe |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa: |
Nervous; Curious |
Honesty: |
Very |
