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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Krugersdorp (Witpoortjie), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
37
Star Sign:
Aries
Height:
5cm (0' 2.0")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Struggling

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

My name are Kriek Van Jaarsveld.
I is working for my best friend in his shop. He's name are Apie Cronje. I just move back in wif my mother. Because, and are very sorry to dis, but I hit my girl in her mouth. I got drunk and became Blitzkriek. Dat are when I drink too mutch. My fiend Apie call it kriekahiene. I become very strong and crazy. But have a very soft sole and is very, very romantic. I are a true lady's man. I are the only one to have a fanbelt in KriekFu. I fart alot when romantic in de bedroom, and then pulling the covers over her head.

About His Ideal Match

I like any kind of woman. I care about the inner beauty of a girl. Looks dont care. Dont break my heart my achy braky heart.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Funny; Outspoken; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Forgiveness; Hope; Self-control
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Orange
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Date Activities:
Attending a sporting event
Cuisine:
Fast food
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Pop / Top 40
Books:
Romance; Self-help
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Soap operas; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Romance
Interests:
Auto repair; Writing poetry
Sports:
Cricket; Rugby; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at Work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Watching TV or a movie
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on video
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm separated
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s); Rodent(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Tent in the woods
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Politics:
Ultra-conservative
Honesty:
Very