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Online: Sunday

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Howick, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
57
Star Sign:
Pisces
Height:
173cm (5' 8.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Ask me later
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Open to possibilities
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Other; Jewish; Other
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm not really me!
I'm absolutely unique. Just like everybody else!
Half the people on this site are below average!
Yes, I drink. And sometimes too much drink isn't enough.

About His Ideal Match

My ideal match must know the answer. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
My ideal match will google my user name.
The annoying thing is to have to say "this is a joke" when telling a joke.
My ideal match won't send me indignant messages asking "which profile is the real you?"
My ideal match will be in the 50%.
The 50% that don't have to be told this is a joke profile!
Don't give up on going on these blind dates - if you go on enough you get a free dog!
You don't have to say yes - just smile!

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
None / not applicable
Body Hair:
Light
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Funny; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry
Leisure & Entertainment
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Blues; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Rock
Books:
Best-sellers; Fiction; Non-fiction
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Movie Channels; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; War
Interests:
Cooking; Photography
Sports:
Fishing; Swimming; Tennis; Walking
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Skinny dipping
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Politics:
Conservative
Honesty:
Quite
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Excited