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Scuba_Steve

39 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

Not Perfect, But My Dog Thinks I'm Awesome

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Online: 2 weeks ago

Modified: 08 January 2024

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In His Own Words

About Him

64% Introvert, 36% Extrovert. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker. The spotlight is not my friend.Anti-planner, pro spontaneity. A shy geek and a smooth operator.... that's approximately me.

The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries...and it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good ;P

About His Ideal Match

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

What His Friends Say

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
39
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
188cm (6' 2.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
23 - 42
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Personality Traits:
Daring; Funny; Outrageous; Realistic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; New Age; Punk; Rock
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
(Auto)biographies
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary
Interests:
Healthy living; Investing; Making Music
Sport Involvement:
A regular competitor
Sports:
Boxing; Cricket; Rugby; Scuba diving
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai