In His Own Words
About Him
Attempt 2.....It's hard to write a witty profile. Personally I wish that I had some experience as a used car salesman - that way I can highlight all the positives and sugar coat the negatives without sounding somewhat arrogant or full of myself. But starting off with one female pensioner owner would be a little weird........
I am going to defer from using the term "fun and outgoing" since through my limited experience on here the "fun and outgoing" types are about as fun as calling the municipality on erroneous billing issues and outgoing as the Carmelite monks(Thx to Wikipedia for that last one......I was struggling with similes).
I also enjoy coming across a profile where paragraph by paragraph the ever growing list of criteria borders on the absurd and applies to 0.0439 percent of the available male population. (I must confess I spent far longer on that percentage than I would care to admit)
So what about me? I enjoy all kinds of people and I don't really have a type. I think people should be taken as an overall package with their positives and negatives included. I also tend to see the humour in everything which does on more than one occasion get me into trouble when I make jokes in awkward situations. I don't like queues or camping (Random hates). I feel as a human race we have evolved enough to at least book the bed & breakfast down the road from the camp site.
I do however love travelling and going away weekends exploring the small towns in and around the western cape . It's much better than the alternative which I call Hungover Saturdays watching re runs of pawn stars while firmly holding a childhood toy and sipping on a steri stumpie (chocolate).
For more likes or dislikes please feel free to contact me.....
About His Ideal Match
Luckily my set of criteria is very small.
In seriousness I would like someone that is open and liberal. She should be independent and enjoy trying new things. She should argue her views and beliefs and stand with them( I know this basically applies to all women but the catch is coming ) but also open to accept another point of view (there is the catch)
Although I am looking for a relationship I think to meet someone under the veil of "looking for the one" is a little hard. If i can make a good friend or travel/activity partner and take it from there I will be happy.
What His Friends Say
Jocosity hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs (Durbanville), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
42 | |
Star Sign: |
Sagittarius | |
Height: |
190cm (6' 2.8") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
Dutch; English; Russian; Other | |
Religion: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Yes | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Northern Suburbs (Western Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
30 - 39 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Below Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Smooth |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Trendy (I wear whatever's new and now) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Green |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Reading: |
I'm not keen |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; South African; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Wealth |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement Plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |