At the youthful age of 69. I have made the tragic decision to get married - - for the first time . Not right now, I am still a bit too young, but within the next two or three years. That is ,of course, assuming that I can actually find someone willing to marry me.
The reason for the impending tragedy is that I want a handful of children. Legitimate ones that is. I already have 400 maybe 500 or so illegitimate ones. Thanks to my advanced Alzheimer's,I nearly forgot , that I almost forgot that I have forgotten that---- I cannot recall their names or whereabouts.
Well ,you`ll agree forgetting 400 or so names isn`t too serious--------- as long as I don`t forget to take my daily FOUR doses of Viagra , without fail, EACH AND EVERY DAY , things should be Okey Dokey.
People say that I am intelligent and good-looking. I don't believe them. Neither should you. I do not have any missing limbs or other impediments or chronic illnesses of any nature.
Thanks to a lifelong(but increasingly less strenuous) exercise program, I am probably in better shape than most 20-year-olds.
I am a lawyer by trade , but no longer have the time to practise. I am too busy running various small companies of mine which are involved with innovative manufacturing as well as a bit of corporate finance work (when I'm not too lazy) and a few other things (all legitimate)
, I am fairly easy-going, my two personal assistants have been with me for decades, despite their lousy salaries.
CONTINUED UNDER IDEAL MATCH BELOW
About His Ideal Match
The prospective bride should be highly intelligent, attractive, etc, etc. All the usual stuff. I mean, have you ever come across a guy looking for a stupid, ugly wife? It is a given that the prospective wife must be--------- a complete and absolute lunatic. A run -of- the mill nutcase ,weirdo or crackpot wont be good enough.You will agree that only a complete lunatic would be mad enough to agree to marry me.
Not much is required of the wife. All that she really has to do is produce the children and roll up to the funeral and roll off with a few pennies for her efforts
She will probably be in her 30s or 40s, ..Divorced,single ---- or widowed with very young children will also be okay. Provided that she is willing to increase the tribal numbers quickly.If she cannot do so naturally, a bit of IVF will do the trick , just as well and maybe better. SURRS ARE EASILY OBTAINABLE------IF REQUIRED
By the way, new technology which will become available in S.A. by late 2017 makes IVF obsolescent and will enable any couple of any ages (even two centenarians ) to produce healthy offspring without hassle, The technology, according to Cambridge University,also simultaneously eliminates all ,or close to all, genetic defects which may have arisen over the aeons because the technology uses a few stem cells taken from the skin of two people of any age.
If you think I am crazy -- rest assured -so do all the 21 psychiatrists i consult every month. They have been trying for decades to get me right,You can see what they have achieved. Zero. They say the only thing left is ---to get a wife.
If you are interested in hearing more of my tripe, please let me have your contact details and I will contact you A S A P .
p.s`As crazy as I am ,I have no intention-----at present------- of becoming a centenarian ---new--- dad