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alittletwisted

44 – City Bowl (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa

Jaded, wannabe teenager seeks attractive 20-something blonde with daddy issues

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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: 18 February 2017

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
City Bowl (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
177cm (5' 9.7")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Shaved
Eye Colour:
Grey
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Cape Town Metro (Western Cape, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
20 - 30
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer; Executive / Management; Sales and Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Are you a gorgeous 20-something? Do you hate your dad? Want someone to direct all that smouldering, misplaced anger at? Do you plan to die in a car crash soon after we've fallen in love? If you've answered "yes" to one or more of these questions, I'm the guy for you. In return for your fickle and unpredictable attraction, I will follow you to events far too young for my age, such as clubbing, trance parties and 21st birthdays.

SEE! Me get ridiculed by your equally good-looking friends who ask you what the hell you're thinking.
HEAR! Me talk about bands you know nothing about because most of them broke up before you were born.
FEEL! Totally uncomfortable when you introduce me to your parents who aren't all that much older than me.
SMELL! That desperation that is unique to middle-aged men seeking a trophy girlfriend.
TASTE! The underwhelming sense of victory as you finally get back at your parents.

About His Ideal Match

Cute. Blonde. Much younger than me. The ability to speak would be nice, but not essential. Should be willing to hang around much older men in jean short-shorts as I subtly insinuate that my life is much better than theirs because I'm dating a child. No need for cooking, cleaning, long walks on the beach or anything of the sort, as you'll be on a pedestal most of the time. A literal one that I will erect in my living room, with a chain and lock. No time-wasters, please.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Hair Style:
It's a distant memory
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Humour; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Red
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Punk; Reggae; Rock
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Acting; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Writing books
Sports:
Cycling; Inline / Roller skating; Mountain biking; Rugby; Snowboarding
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Out of control
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I enjoy it
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Finally writing that novel
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Jaded