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Jakes_001

49 – Boksburg (Park Rand), Gauteng, South Africa

I'm hung like Einstein and Smart as a Horse

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Boksburg (Park Rand), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
25 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm a single ugly man, looking for friendship, and no shagging on first dates...mmkay. I live in Pta now, and own a security company. I like going out, braai's and seeing new places. I have been out of the country for a while, but there is no place like home. I'm uglee and fat, but I have a nice personalty ... lol. I'm a funny outgoing person who doesn't care what others say or think, but I love to spread bad rumors about myself...I like most movies and music, and love reading or writing my own stories...but only for erotic sites...he he. My mother thinks I'm her best looking child, but she has Alzheimer's and can't remember her other children. I have only been in jail ten times, but luckily came out alive and covered in nice tattoo's. The rest of this lie you will have to find out on your own.....Damn I getting no responses...ok I'm pretty and build like Jaun Claude Van Damme... Let's see what happens

About His Ideal Match

She must of course be a supermodel, that cooks like a chef, has billions in her bank account, and call me master.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Smooth
Body Art:
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Personality Traits:
Daring; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty; Humour
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Computer & video games; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Athletics; Boxing; Cricket; Extreme sports; Motorsport; Rugby; Sky diving
Food
Cooking:
I have to cook
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Honesty:
Very