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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Benoni, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
48
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
176cm (5' 9.3")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
None
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa; United Kingdom
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
32 - 44
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
150cm (4' 11.1") - 182cm (5' 11.7")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Some people may have complained about my previous narratives as I was "CENSORED" by the administrator. I cannot recall if I used any profanity, but that would have been unlikely.
I have returned from my Asian trip.
As much as I often think I would enjoy sharing my experiences there with a girlfriend, the thought of her being unable to diplomatically deal with the "surprises" the country has on offer pretty much terrify me. The men clear their throats at every available opportunity, such as passing your table in a restaurant, that may or may not have dog on the menu. That's not a myth.
How do I handle the situation when you spot that and fly into a sobbing tantrum? All the while beating yourself over the guilt you feel for leaving Snookums at a local kennel. These are the uncomfortable situations I am worst prepared to deal with. It's a character flaw I have. I find it difficult to offer emotional support when I know for a fact that no amount of protest or sympathy will change the fate of the dogs destined for the plate. In short, I'm merely gesturing in an attempt to appease you.
If you are opening a Western type themed bar and are battling to find a spittoon to add to the authenticity. Look no further, they are on every floor of Chinese hotels and their lobby's.
And they are not there for decoration, trust me on that.
On the plus side, it is rather gratifying to be the tallest man in the lift for the few days I spend there.
Talking of guilt, I was planning to spend some money on gifts for my daughters during the return flight, but I then watched a documentary called "Not my Life". The purchase of these luxury goods seemed so inappropriate afterward. Look up notmylife.org if you're ever feeling down. It may put things in perspective.
I'm not in "funny" mode right now and my maid has just arrived. I have to go and explain to her that I need my fridge and cupboards cleaned and suffer the sighs of contempt that usually accompany that instruction. Have a great weekend.

About His Ideal Match

My ideal match would be a harem of women with multi-faceted talents and personalities that I could exploit to satisfy my grossly self-indulgent personality.
But since that ain't likely to happen soon, I'll settle for anybody who is able to absorb these narratives for what they really are.
I don't know what "ideal" for me is, but I have a strange inkling I'll recognise it when I "feel" it.
For those girls who think "chemistry" is solely a result of sitting opposite an attractive individual we probably won't "hit". If I don't connect with your head I sure as Sh!t ain't going to hit with my nether regions.

Stay sprightly, happy and Sassy and have a great weekend. Your friend William.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Medium
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Realistic
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock
Books:
Fiction; History
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Painting; Photography; Reading; Writing books
Sports:
Birdwatching; Cricket; Fishing; Golf; Rugby; Soccer
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Cottage in the country
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Politics:
Very Liberal
Honesty:
Extremely