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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Umhlanga (Phoenix), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Disabled
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
Indian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Hindi; Tamil
Religion:
Ask me later
Marital Status:
Married
Looking for:
Activity partners
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Struggling

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I AM A FAT LUMP WITH A LOW SELF ESTEEM, I HAVE NO REASON OR CLUE WHY I AM ALIVE. SUCIDE HAS EVEN FAILED ME. I JUST WANT SOME FUN IN MY LIFE.

About His Ideal Match

I JUST WANT ANYBODY WHO WILL TAKE ME FOR ME AND LOOK AT MY PHYSICAL APPEARENCE TO PUT THEM OFF. I DREAM TO BE IN A FAR AWAY LAND TO ENJOY THE BUSHES AND THE BEACHES. MY WIFE DOES NOT WANT TO SHARE THAT WITH ME.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment
Hair Style:
Out of control
Body Art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; Pierced tongue; More piercings; Several tattoos
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Naive; Optimistic; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Books:
Travel
TV Shows:
Nature/Wildlife
Movie Preferences:
Westerns
Interests:
Yoga
Sports:
Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
A professional athlete
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Frequently
Family Size:
I don't have any family
Family Closeness:
I don't have any family!
Current Relationship:
I'm married, but we swing
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Honesty:
Extremely