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44 – Pofadder (Snake Park), Northern Cape, South Africa

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Online: Friday

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
Virgin Islands (USA)
Location:
Pofadder (Snake Park), Northern Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
190cm (6' 2.8")
Body Type:
Stocky
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
Asian; Black/African; Coloured; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Medical / Dental
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

CAUSE...

My friends suggested I should either consider a total revamp or join a dating site...

Difficult to meet your perfect match these days as I'm not a barfly.

HERE GOES:

I take pride in my physical appearance & got beautiful skin under facial stubble

Prefer the finer things in life, eat excessively & drink all their premium brands when invited over by friends

I have to admit, I lied about my age...I'm much older...

Love the outdoors & the indoors, where else could one possibly be ?

Love my animals & eat all kinds of meat, fish and seafood

Traveling is my passion. Prefer going places rather than staying at the same block of flats for decades

I love cooking & will use all the pots, pans, plates, cutlery, glasses, bowls etc. available in your kitchen

Honesty, jealousy, bad manners & all the other traditional values do not scare me

Got a great heart & big into charity (on the receiving end though)

I am very sporty, play backgammon, poker & I am an active participant in a variety of drinking competitions

I am a thrill seeker & get a kick out of life by not putting coins into the park meter

I am a good listener & don't mind you having to repeat yourself over and over again

I live in Pofadder, my dream home is a castle in Scotland but I'm unwilling to relocate in order to fulfill my dream

Non-negotiable: You also have to stay in Pofadder & I suggest walking on the beach as our preferred dating activity

Not into drugs any more unless prices come down drastically

I come with baggage & luggage but prepared to store same whilst meeting you for the first time

I am stingy & fussy but the right woman will win my heart


So, you've checked my pic, read the narrative and have come to the following conclusion:

"What I see is what I get !"

"I must have discovered the only ordinary, down to earth guy on this site"


My friends told me that I should be patient as it could take a week or so before I meet my perfect match. Eish, is that true ?

NO PLAYERS PLEAZZZE !

About His Ideal Match

I am the type of guy who will encourage you to live your dream. I will support you mentally and will always give you excellent advice on how to invest your money. I will bring out the best in you, which will be oh so very beneficial to our unique relationship.

Therefore certainly won't interfere whilst you are:

COOKING
CLEANING
DOING DISHES
MAKING THE BEDS
TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE
WASHING MY CAR
CUTTING THE LAWN
PICKING UP AND DROPPING OFF THE KIDS
POURING MY DRINKS
GETTING UNDRESSED
PAYING ALL THE BILLS
OUT GROCERY SHOPPING
BOOKING OUR NEXT HOLIDAY
ENTERTAINING THE FEW FRIENDS WE MIGHT HAVE LEFT
ETC.

Hey, the list is endless and could go on and on. But do not want to put you off, now that you have already shown such interest in what you've seen and read so far.

But let me just add this: As you are a woman I expect you to at least do three of the above tasks simultaneously. You to select, as long as everything gets done by the end of the day....

If you can refrain from using our home telephone excessively, speak softly and do not disturb me & my buddies over a few beers or whilst watching sports .......

I might also allow you limited access to your mother & friends as well as the restricted use of the remote control should you prefer not to watch desperate housewives during your spare time....

Oh, and no problem I will leave you our entire triple garage, so you can surely park the car yourself. My mountain bike can always be stored away in our bedroom.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST READ WHY NOT GET YOURSELF LOADS OF SERVANTS ......OR PERHAPS EVEN DATE ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS ON THIS SITE LOL

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment; I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment
Hair Style:
Curly; Wild; Out of control; It has its moods; It's a distant memory
Body Art:
Navel ring; Pierced tongue
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Mild; Quiet; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Hope
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Pink
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Date Activities:
Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Fast food
Music Preferences:
Punk
Books:
Self-help
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Soap operas
Movie Preferences:
Adult
Interests:
Card games; Gambling; Healthy living; Investing; Knitting; Sewing; Writing poetry
Sports:
Backgammon; Birdwatching; Fencing; Hunting; Shooting; Softball
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I don't have any family
Family Closeness:
I don't speak to my family
Current Relationship:
I'm in a monogamous relationship
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Power
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Doing volunteer work
Politics:
Ultra-conservative
Honesty:
Extremely