brandonj

37 – Randburg (boskruin), Gauteng, South Africa

I am looking to get laid and maybe make some cash on the side

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Randburg (boskruin), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
37
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter
Body Type:
Large
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Asian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Agnostic
Marital Status:
Married
Looking for:
Short-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Other
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Azerbaijan
Location:
Krugersdorp (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
99 - 100
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
210cm (6' 10.7") or taller - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Auburn; None (Bald)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Other
Home Language:
Russian
Other Languages:
Finnish; Russian
Religion:
Buddhist / Taoist
Marital Status:
Married
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Vegan
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Sales and Marketing
Income:
Fat cat
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In His Own Words

About Him

I am unemployed fat short and balding, I enjoy beer and sex with farm animals. I am not looking for a long term relationship but am willing to stay the night at the most. I will need texi moneys. if you is a woman then please contact me.

About His Ideal Match

my dream girl should be able to walk without a cane. I would like her to be able to fly aeroplanes and perform open heart surgeries, perhaps at the same time

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