In His Own Words
About Him
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often under served. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, I praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologise.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
About His Ideal Match
Mature attractive women who has resolved all their issues, hangups and baggage.
Not JUDGING a book by it's cover.
Remember.................everything is relative and there's only three certainties in life - death, cellulite and disappointments.
No, I'm not morbid, only a realist.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
O yeah, I almost forgot, NOTHING IS PERMANENT!!!!!
I'm not interested in childbearing women.
I'm a pro cunnilinguist........................... .....
If you have sociopathic and or psychopathic tendencies........don't try me...........don't even think about it........
Ek's te veel deur sogenaamde Christene teleurgesteld......so los maar vir eers daai praatjies.
My lewe is dramaloos en ek gaan dit so hou.
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Kingsburgh, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
51 | |
Star Sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
185cm (6' 0.8") | |
Body Type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Greying | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Ask me later | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities | |
Have Children: |
Ask me later | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
Technical Diploma | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Solvent |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
30 - 65 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
150cm (4' 11.1") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Italian; Korean; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish | ||
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Arabic; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Hebrew; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish; Swedish | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Long; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Smooth |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outspoken; Realistic; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Business; History; Science / Technology; Self-help |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Sport; Talk shows |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Acting; Auto repair; Board games; Business news; Card games; Cooking; Gambling; Healthy living; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Athletics; Bowling; Camping; Chess; Cricket; Dancesport; Darts; Golf; Gymnastics; Martial arts; Motorsport; Pool; Rugby; Snooker; Table Tennis; Tennis; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at Work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Watching TV or a movie |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
