In His Own Words
About Him
cos ive been on the net for so long that ive lost the plod! as its my goal to create the funniest profile on the site .. please be patient..the rest will follow shortly..
hmmm..lemme see. well cos i know patience and tolerance.
patience my domestic engineer..who is brilliant at remodifying any working appliance.to a non workin appliance
then tolerance the agricultural wizard..who cant tell the differance btw. plants and weeds.. oh i almost 4 got theres a few patients. down at the local hospital.i know who involuntry have had themselves admited for their own safety..
through my past experiances and training..
ive learnt how important it is 2 spend quality time with u.. 2 spend a entire w/end in the shopping malls.returning all the goods u bought the previous w/end that u pain stakingly searched and fitted on for hours..so that u can look good.
i will not whingge whilst i have 2 cook,do the dishes,do ur laundry cut the grass and put the bin out and spend what ever spare time i have doing maintance around the house.. whilst u ly on the couch watching ur favorite soappies after a hard days work.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
About His Ideal Match
hmmmmmmm..so many woman so little time..anyway i will be updating my criteria soon... so just hangin there. u may just be who im lookin for.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
women fake [removed]`s.. men fake relationships
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
Greece | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs (Century City), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
70 | |
Star Sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
191cm (6' 3.2") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Grey | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Greek; Portuguese; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Agnostic | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
34 - 50 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Heavy Metal; Latin; New Age; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War |
Sport Involvement: |
A regular competitor |
Sports: |
Motorsport; Sailing; Snorkeling |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Dream Home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Very |
