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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
Greece
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Century City), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
63
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
6cm (0' 2.4")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Greek; Portuguese; Spanish
Religion:
Agnostic
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
34 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

cos ive been on the net for so long that ive lost the plod! as its my goal to create the funniest profile on the site .. please be patient..the rest will follow shortly..
hmmm..lemme see. well cos i know patience and tolerance.
patience my domestic engineer..who is brilliant at remodifying any working appliance.to a non workin appliance
then tolerance the agricultural wizard..who cant tell the differance btw. plants and weeds.. oh i almost 4 got theres a few patients. down at the local hospital.i know who involuntry have had themselves admited for their own safety..
through my past experiances and training..
ive learnt how important it is 2 spend quality time with u.. 2 spend a entire w/end in the shopping malls.returning all the goods u bought the previous w/end that u pain stakingly searched and fitted on for hours..so that u can look good.
i will not whingge whilst i have 2 cook,do the dishes,do ur laundry cut the grass and put the bin out and spend what ever spare time i have doing maintance around the house.. whilst u ly on the couch watching ur favorite soappies after a hard days work.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

About His Ideal Match

hmmmmmmm..so many woman so little time..anyway i will be updating my criteria soon... so just hangin there. u may just be who im lookin for.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
women fake [removed]`s.. men fake relationships
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Heavy Metal; Latin; New Age; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; World
Books:
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Science / Technology; Travel
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature/Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Sports:
Motorsport; Sailing; Snorkeling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Sport Involvement:
A regular competitor
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I enjoy it
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Other
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Politics:
Liberal
Honesty:
Very