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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Hartbeespoort, North-West, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
6cm (0' 2.4")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English; Other
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Sales and Marketing
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 30
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; English
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

A GREEN PLASTIC WATERING CAN
FOR A FAKE CHINESE RUBBER PLANT
IN THE FAKE PLASTIC EARTH
THAT SHE BOUGHT FROM A RUBBER MAN
IN A TOWN FULL OF RUBBER PLANS
TO GET RID OF ITSELF
IT WEARS HER OUT

SHE LIVES WITH A BROKEN MAN
A CRACKED POLYSTYRENE MAN
WHO JUST CRUMBLES AND BURNS
HE USED TO DO SURGERY
FOR GIRLS IN THE EIGHTIES
BUT GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS
IT WEAR HIM OUT

SHE LOOK LIKE THE REAL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE
BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEELING
I WOULD GO THROUGH THE CEILING
IF I JUST HAD HER LOVE
AND IT WEARS ME OUT
AND IF I COULD BE
WHO YOU WANTED
IF I COULD BE
WHO YOU WANTED
ALL THE TIME.........

About His Ideal Match

She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me
I'd do anything to have her to myself
Just to have her for myself
Now I dont know what to do
I dont know what to do
Which makes me sad

She is everything to me
The unacquired dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable
She's a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I dont know what to do
Which makes me sad

But I wont let this build up inside of me

I catch in my throat
Choke, torn into pieces
I won't
No, I dont want to be this

But I wont let this build up inside of me

She isnt real
I can't make her real

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Pessimistic; Quiet; Sarcastic; Shy
Valued Qualities:
Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Green
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; French; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Punk; Rock
Books:
Best-sellers; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Making Music; Reading; Writing poetry
Sports:
Aerobics; Athletics; Cricket; Extreme sports; Gymnastics; Martial arts; Rugby; Squash; Volleyball; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like animals
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Fish
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Power; Sarcasm; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Honesty:
Extremely