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Online: Yesterday

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
20 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm so clever, I have in the past managed to think myself into a serious existential depression (like a maze, only dark and sans the sound of children laughing). Which would have been a wonderful little adventure if I had been clever enough to tie a philosophical string around my waist and fasten it to something tangible (like a nice delusion or something) so I could find my way back to that homey place we all like to call 'normal'. So where the hell I am now is a vexing question, but thank God there are boobs here.

I spend the entire day writing fiction, which means that I'm a professional liar and thus am not to be trusted to not do indecent things with words. It's therefore best if you don't try and strike up a conversation with me. Just send me pictures of your boobs. I become compulsively honest in the presence of nipples.

But you're looking for love, you say. Love, doctor, love. You'll let me play with your parts when I love you, and not a moment sooner. You're holding out for love, dammit! Where are all the REAL men, huh? Where are all the gentlemens? Oh, but how can such a charming, eloquent man be such a louche? Surely there must be a sheep beneath that wolfish exterior? And so it goes.

Well, I'm not against love. In fact, I have a habit of eking out intimacy in the most unlikely of situations. But the kind of love most of you on here are looking for sounds like prison to me. I don't want to be owned, and I don't want to own anyone. Yes, I get that we can be victims of overwhelming proprietary feelings about someone we value. I get them too, believe it or not. Sometimes painful ones. But I can't see how you love someone by putting them in a cage, no matter how well you deck it out. And your willingness to jump into my cage doesn't make the principle any more appealing to me.

About His Ideal Match

You should drop me a line if you not only are sharp enough to have discovered your own inescapable hypocrisy, and not only love perfection enough to not be amused, but are also compassionate enough to have forgiven yourself for being human. Alternatively, if that all sounds way too introspective for your tastes, let's shoot across to the other side of the spectrum (nothing in-between of course) and see how much we can entertain each other with our libidos. We won't be young and sexy forever, you know. On that latter invitation, please note that the way some people feel about religious types, I feel about those who run around like a modern day sexual Moses, believing they're in possession of the stone tables prescribing how our white bits should be enjoyed. Sorry to disappoint, but I feel life is too short and painful to turn down an opportunity for pleasure, even it is only a once-off.

Lastly: no face pic = no speak, no nothing. I steer clear of women whose mothers never taught them that it's discourteous to approach a man you like wearing a brown paper bag over your head.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Hair Style:
Curly; It has its moods
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Self-control; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I like them at the zoo
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Never
Politics:
Very Liberal
Honesty:
Extremely