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Jocosity

42 – Northern Suburbs (Durbanville), Cape Town, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

Attempt 2.....It's hard to write a witty profile. Personally I wish that I had some experience as a used car salesman - that way I can highlight all the positives and sugar coat the negatives without sounding somewhat arrogant or full of myself. But starting off with one female pensioner owner would be a little weird........

I am going to defer from using the term "fun and outgoing" since through my limited experience on here the "fun and outgoing" types are about as fun as calling the municipality on erroneous billing issues and outgoing as the Carmelite monks(Thx to Wikipedia for that last one......I was struggling with similes).

I also enjoy coming across a profile where paragraph by paragraph the ever growing list of criteria borders on the absurd and applies to 0.0439 percent of the available male population. (I must confess I spent far longer on that percentage than I would care to admit)

So what about me? I enjoy all kinds of people and I don't really have a type. I think people should be taken as an overall package with their positives and negatives included. I also tend to see the humour in everything which does on more than one occasion get me into trouble when I make jokes in awkward situations. I don't like queues or camping (Random hates). I feel as a human race we have evolved enough to at least book the bed & breakfast down the road from the camp site.

I do however love travelling and going away weekends exploring the small towns in and around the western cape . It's much better than the alternative which I call Hungover Saturdays watching re runs of pawn stars while firmly holding a childhood toy and sipping on a steri stumpie (chocolate).

For more likes or dislikes please feel free to contact me.....

About His Ideal Match

Luckily my set of criteria is very small.

In seriousness I would like someone that is open and liberal. She should be independent and enjoy trying new things. She should argue her views and beliefs and stand with them( I know this basically applies to all women but the catch is coming ) but also open to accept another point of view (there is the catch)

Although I am looking for a relationship I think to meet someone under the veil of "looking for the one" is a little hard. If i can make a good friend or travel/activity partner and take it from there I will be happy.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Durbanville), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
190cm (6' 2.8")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
Dutch; English; Russian; Other
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Western Cape, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
30 - 39
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Below Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Smooth
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Trendy (I wear whatever's new and now)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Reading:
I'm not keen
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; South African; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Feelings about using DatingBuzz South Africa:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely