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Modified: 27 September 2016

Online: 2 weeks ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Southern Suburbs (Tokai), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
47
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
184cm (6' 0.4")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; English
Religion:
Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Finance
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
25 - 100
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Arabic; Chinese; Dutch; English; Finnish; Gaelic / Irish; Hindi; Malay; Ndebele; Polish; Sepedi; Swati; Tamil; Urdu; Xhosa; Zulu
Other Languages:
Filipino / Tagalog; Sesotho
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Heavy Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Heavy Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Retired; Transportation; Agriculture
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

i'm a hard, cold, unkind, introverted, socially inept, miserable, uncouth, inappropriately direct and uncompassionate individual ... but i'm ridiculously smart and am willing to be turned from the dark side.

so basically a fun guy ..

currently i twitch involuntarily and brake suddenly for reasons unknown to me ..

apparently (snigger) Mercury is my "ruling" planet .. heads up to all y'all star gazing sweethearts; mercury, to me, is the stuff used in barometers & thermometers .. that's it.

i bathe under waterfalls and smell of sea salt ..

and the new UI, while somewhat intredasting .. BLOWS !!

About His Ideal Match

a woman ... duh !

one that will convert me from my masochistic ways .. a friendly, funny, positive, outgoing, endearing, amiable individual who'll manage not to make my life a living hell

someone whose life giving energy and selfless demeanor will not leave me begging for a brutal kick in the head

so i'm searching for a really brainy woman who will covertly infiltrate my world .. who will deviously ensnare me and lure me into her web of well intended deceit .. and through her premeditated trickery possess me

Heads up: I don't need someone to be happy; imo one should find peace & contentedness within oneself. Pinning your happiness one someone else is a foolish endeavour that'll leave you consistently disappointed. A companion would be nice, but I'm not looking for someone who's looking for Mr Perfect, cause he doesn't exist.

Dear Russian/Ukranian ladies .. this is especially for you:

1. I not care because you search for the only thing write to me suddenly. I will not see your answer me.
2. I not care if you have lot of work and your work you try to find it in my kitchen garden.
3. I will not you interest .. we cannot gets acquainted at individual dialogue more deeply.
4. I not find liking to immediately camping in the pool.
5. Stop write the letter message for me .. you hurt my brain.
6. And finally in plain English; kindly refrain from pouting like a blow fish .. it looks mildly disturbing and somewhat retarded.
6. Thank you.

EDIT: to the agro ladies .. before u mail me to criticize my narrative, PAUSE and THINK .. if u take it too seriously u should not be contacting me in the 1st place .. if you have a nervous personality, steer clear, m'kay ?

EDIT2: If you are a thumb sucker and fart uncontrollably I'll probably find you pretty annoying and won't like you

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have cool side burns
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Body Art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; Pierced tongue; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Childish
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Daring; Intelligent; Moody; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Realistic; Sarcastic; Wild & Crazy
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Date Activities:
Going to the theatre
Cuisine:
Ask me later
Music Preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Heavy Metal; Muzak; New Age; Opera
Books:
Crime; Horror; Mystery; Self-help
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Soap operas; Talk shows
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Cult Classics; Horror; Independent; Mystery; War
Interests:
Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Cooking; Knitting; Meditation; Pottery; Sewing; Singing; Writing poetry; Yoga
Sports:
Backgammon; Birdwatching; Bowls; Shooting; Walking; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Out of control
Time at Work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I love it!
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Addicted
Family Size:
I've lost count
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Dancing; Flirting; Showing affection in public; Power; Skinny dipping; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Tent in the woods
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Almost