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aliceuk

50 – Blaauwberg (West Beach), Cape Town, South Africa

A Brit with a killer sense of humour and sassy and sexy to boot ....

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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Blaauwberg (West Beach), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
50
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Ask me later
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Ask me later
Eye Colour:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Cape Town Metro (Western Cape, South Africa)
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
35 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1") - 195cm (6' 4.8")
Body Type:
Average; Athletic; Stocky
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

Have you ever wanted a woman who doesn't give a rat's about "what you do", "how much you earn", "what do you have" well hellooooo that is me plain and simple. I want to meet a guy to build a book full of fun, crazy, happy, zany memories with + all other kinds of things that when you think about them they make you want to laugh out loud or melt you inside.

If you want someone crazy in life and love, who can make you laugh out loud (like side splitting laughter) at 100 paces, and who just "IS" then this sexy and sassy Brit might just be the kind of gal you want to spend some time with.

I have been "lost in Cape Town for the past 3 years" and it's time to get with the bloody programme and get myself a life . With my "to-die-for" British accent, wit and sarcasm how can you say no? If you can make me laugh with you and especially at you, drop me a line, like they say in the movies, life is a box of chocolates - so eat one !!!!

About Her Ideal Match

Make me laugh, make me smile, stretch my imagination and take me on intellectually, like me for who I am and how you find me now. Throw me some balls and let's see which one's "we" catch. And you, killer smile, cheeky, naughty and nice - a simple parcel of tall, dark fun wrapped in layer of "being real" - not much to ask now hey ?

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Medium
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Honesty; Humour; Patience; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Green
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40
Books:
Best-sellers; Business; Fiction
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Dramas; Educational; News
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Romance
Interests:
Healthy living; Reading; Singing
Sports:
Soccer; Swimming
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're average
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Long hair
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Beach house
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
Conservative
Honesty:
Extremely