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55 – Atlantic Seaboard (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa

Fat, ugly, hairy, Shrek-type ogre looking for Fiona

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Modified: 05 November 2016

Online: Yesterday

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Atlantic Seaboard (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Large
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
45 - 56
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
152cm (4' 11.8") - 191cm (6' 3.2")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Ok, now that I've caught your attention. I'm told I'm not really THAT bad...haha.

If you're still reading this, I'm guessing:

a) that you also have a sense of humour, maybe are a bit unconventional, so please read on........
b) you really do have a "thing" going for green guys and I apologise for misleading you......

What to say? Feel like a dog in a pet shop trying to catch someone's attention here.

Warm, passionate, loving, giving and caring, but definitely no angel.....all with typical Scorpio intensity (or so I've been told). But don't worry, that's not cybertalk for wacko :).

A Mr Responsible when required to get things done that need to be done.......to allow time and means to take off and have fun :) Have traveled the world, but nothing beats a spur of the moment lazy weekend at a Cape beach house. Listening to the waves crashing during the night......

Can be a bit of a clown, but intensely passionate about issues I see as important. View myself as pretty "normal", but have been told (complimented, I guess?) by others, when they get to know me, that I'm "very different".

Definitely looking for that intriguing woman who has "that look" in her eyes. A spark. A captivating, intelligent, and exciting mind to match. Not too serious about herself and life. Able to laugh and make others laugh. Able to cry. Able to purr when having a back massage ;) An unconventional and alternative side,....red socks accidentally sticking out of formal clothes gets my attention above "good looks" :) That's not to say that I will run screaming if you just so happened to have been standing in the GorgeousGirl#1 queue when looks were being handed out....

About His Ideal Match

Funny, passionate, interesting, mysterious, alternative, unconventional, slightly crazy (can't believe I said that!), yet together. A friend, a fool, a joker, yet sharp and intelligent. Own opinions, yet willing to explore others' views. Independent, yet willing to risk and commit.

Passionate, warm, loving and exciting.

Looks. Warn me in advance if you are a dragon, so I can don my Saint George armour...haha. Seriously though, if your eyes can go from 0 to 100 in a millisecond, this tends to knot my stomach more than the perfect "10" would.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Average
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant
Cuisine:
Chinese; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock; World
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Non-fiction
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife
Movie Preferences:
Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent; Mystery
Interests:
Photography; Reading; Woodworking
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a week
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I enjoy it
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Beach house
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Honesty:
Extremely