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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
City Bowl (Gardens), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
173cm (5' 8.1")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Open to possibilities
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 35
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

A mildly depressive charmer with manic episodes who hates the outdoors and love cats (crispy on the outside, soft and chewey on the inside). Have a roving eye and would be a more successful philanderer if I weren't such a fat boy. Compensate by lying amidst my fetid sheets watching bizarre porn into the afternoon. Jobless, with an unhealthy attachment to my mother. (These things are connected. I am told.) Found Jesus as a teenager but lost him in a miasma of drugs and cheap alcohol while slowly dropping out of the only university to accept me. He loves me still. But I am over it and he should just move on. Really. Enough already. Cataclysmic in bed. I've left many a hussy gasping in astonishment and gratitude. Shock and awe, baby, shock and awe. Ok, can't think of any other good reasons to get to know me. Done my best here. Hope it's enough.

About His Ideal Match

Grateful, kinky, game and easy on the eye. Good at going to the shops to get supplies while I stay at home watching porn. Able to clean quickly when the environment becomes toxic or I can't find the remote. Her mother should not be her best friend. Her mother should not be her friend at all. Should be opinionated but concede whenever we have an argument because deep down she knows I'm right. May never use the words "I'm hurt" or "I thought you loved me". Under no circumstances should she be completely happy with her life except for the small matter of finding her "soul mate". No walks on the beach. No candle-lit dinners. No love of animals or children or animated films! Come on girl, I know you're out there!

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
None / not applicable
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Childish
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
A gate-crasher
Personality Traits:
Daring; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Forgiveness; Humility; Patience; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Red
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
TV Shows:
Educational
Movie Preferences:
Adult
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Frequently
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Mansion with loads of servants
Religious Attendance:
Never
Politics:
Liberal
Honesty:
Extremely